Johnny Depp giving CPR to his jack Sparrow wig.
His stunt double is having the best day
Jack Sparrow laughing at another Jack Sparrow’s jokes just seems really appropriate
Dean Ambrose talking about Roman’s tattoo and pulling a prank
I really wish that he went through with this prank.
"You should know what I do to people who screw me over. I screw them back harder! *shoves screw driver in fake Seth’s mouth* This is how its gonna feel like for you on Sunday. And Seth, just to hammer this point home, *hits Seth with hammer* just to hammer this point home, I’m gonna tell you about how I saw something in my dream last night. I saw myself, chopping your testicles off last night in the middle of the hell in a cell. *has saw* And then I remembered you already sold your testicles to The Authority so I can’t do that. So let’s see how much testicular fortitude you have left! *grabs with tongs* Nah you don’t need to have kids anyway."